A Spoonful of Laughter Makes the Medicine Go Down

This is my third offering for a church food storage/preparedness activity.  If you want a corny skit and some laughs to balance the serious topic of food storage for a ward dinner or party, gags modeled on Hee Haw might be it.  (We get youth babysitters for little kids and invite ward members age 16 and up to the event.)

This skit uses adapted gags and adapted lyrics. You can find the songs on Youtube and elsewhere.  We painted a freezer box to look like an old store front and also painted a "fence" on another box.

We always end our food storage  dinner on a serious note, after we've had some fun.  Laughter prepares people. (Click on the pages to bring up an image you an enlarge.)

 

Taking Food Storage to the Cosmos

This is my second offering you can use with a food storage/preparedness activity.  We had a preparedness dinner every year for the adults (but we didn't call it a food storage dinner, if we could help it).  It was always potluck in some way, and once was a Chili Cook-off.  I always tried to balance the weightiness of the topic of preparedness with a light-hearted addition so people would come the next year.  This skit we wrote is not really motivational, but fun and corny and it involves people.   You want to involve a many people as possible to get a good turn-out.

Rah Rah for Preparedness!

Over the years, I've wanted to have some fun activities for preparedness, and I've found only one activity online.  Motivation has to be fun!  I'll be posting a few activities I've done to try to motivate people to prepare over the years. This is the first. 


Be Your Family's Food Storage Quarterback
Do you have trouble motivating the men of your family or the men in your ward to prepare? They have been asked to be involved, and truly, we need them on board:

 "We call upon priesthood bearers to store sufficient so that you and your family can weather the vicissitudes of life.... Wives are instrumental in this work, but they need husbands who lead out in family preparedness. Children need parents who instill in them this righteous tradition."--   Bishop Keith B. McMullin, April General Conference, 2007.

In this activity, we try to get everyone in the family involved in preparedness, and we hope to encourage the husband (if there is a husband in the home) to be the "quarterback" for preparedness.  Sometimes, the quarterback will be moving the ball himself, but often, he passes the ball to other team members.  Yet, always, always, he is aware of everything going on with his team and keeps playing that strategy role.  Yard by yard, the quarterback works to accomplish the family goal of being prepared.
 
This activity is meant to begin in late summer and end right before the Super Bowl.  Use this just for your family or make it a neighborhood or ward activity where each family is given the sheet below. 

Remember:  Football is just like food storage – you score one play at a time.  

Whether your family has set a  1-month, 2-month, or 3-month supply goal, use this sheet to get moving:

• "Kicked Off” – your family has a 3-month supply plan and a shopping list.     
• Moved 10 yards – you have all of one category on your shopping list. 
• Moved 20 yards – you have all of a second category on your shopping list.  
• And so on...

The team (family) plans and then executes that plan.  The team captains (parents) sometimes run with the ball themselves and, other times, toss the ball off to another member of the family – everyone should be involved, even if they are not the one "carrying the ball." Kids can label cans and help put them in the storage area, and they can help inventory, among other things. They can move the ball on the family score sheet.  If you put this on the refrigerator and put a magnet behind your ball, it works very well. 

Here are the balls :    Score with your food storage!

How to Help Your Neighborhood (or Ward) Get Food and Other “Stuff” They Need to Be Prepared

Group Orders:

You do not have to be in a preparedness calling to help your neighbors with group buys, and aren’t we all in this together, anyway? If you need something for your own food storage or for preparedness, look into doing a group order. Ask if a business will give you a cost cut if you buy and what is the minimum.  Most often, it’s less expensive to buy as a group and people are more apt to prepare if you make it ultra easy for them to do so.  If it’s something online and you can get a large enough order, most of the time, you can avoid shipping.  Even a store like Home Depot has price cuts for bulk buy of certain items (e.g. heavy duty plastic to cover windows if there is an earthquake.)

The key to success with a group order is to stay organized and to give people two weeks to sign up and pay. Two weeks gives them time to decide, as well.  Don’t go longer than that, as people tend to stop listening.  Design a sign-up sheet with the info people need and make lines for them to sign if they want to buy it, including the quantity they want and the total they owe you – see example below. 

 
You will have to take care of collecting all the money yourself, which means you will probably have to call a few people a couple of days in advance to give you their money – it always happens, as we’re human and forget.  I usually have them make the checks out to me, since I have to pay for what they order with my own credit card or with cash. Therefore, do not buy anything that people have not already paid for, even if they say they’ll pay later.  Also, if you’ve given them enough notice of when to pick up (two days before the product is coming so they get a chance to see their email notice from you), kindly insist they pick up their product within a certain window. Practice patience and remember the times you have not done what you said you’d do. :)

Over the years, I've done group orders for:

• Honey (several times)
• Grain (steel-cut oats, included)
• Olive Oil
• Dehydrated veggies and fruit in #10 cans
• Freeze-dried fruit and veggies in #10 cans
• Real Salt
• Nuts and Peanut Butter (every year for years)
• Bulk Spice and Herbs
• Canning Lids & Rings (several times)
• Cacao Nibs
• Clear Heavy Plastic Sheeting (earthquake prep)
• Extra-wide Gorilla Tape (to tape the sheeting to the windows)
• Collapsible lanterns
• Battery adaptors that turn three AA batteries into a C or D battery
• Pump 'n Seal (a product from Wyoming that takes air out of bottles)
• Wheat Grinders
• Water Barrels
• Food Storage Buckets
• Lid lifters
• First Aid Kit

Preparedness Projects:
We recently made fire starters.  We plan to make Wonder Boxes. A zillion other DIY projects are possible. 

Teach Gardening and Canning:
We've taught people how to can chicken in groups and personally.  We've had heirloom tomato tasting.  We've gone to the Home Storage Centers as a group.

Encourage, Cheer Them On, and Keep Smiling and Trying! 

Anything you need, included someone else and bless their life.